News You Wish would Never Happen!

This happened on Tuesday morning.

On Tuesday midnight, i was smsing with someone. That night, there was a football match between Holland and Italy. Feeling sleepy, i felt asleep around 12pm. That was a happy night because i had a good conversation with the one i smsed with.

I was asleep with the light on...

When i woke up, it was just 5 am. Maybe i can't sleep well with the light on. Feeling bored, i got to me computer and checked the news for UEFA Euro 2008 of that night online. I was shocked with the defeat of Italy with a 0 -3! What the fuck is wrong with them?! They were the fucking World Cup Champion!

Suddenly, someone nudged me in MSN. It was Kevin Young. What the hell are you people? Don't you ever need to sleep? i planned to ignore him. But his message caught me.

"Hey. u know the news d?"
and i answered,
"what news? Is it Holland 3-0 Italy?"

the next response of his was a link.
http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2008-06-10&sec=malaysia&art=0610mb30.txt

i opened it. You got to be fucking kidding me!!! It was a news about 9 secondary school students turned the Pahang state legislative assembly hall into their playground. (a place where all the ministers or mayors of the state having meeting in, they discuss the regulations of the state in it)

i checked those pictures. There was me in some of these pictures!!

HOLY SHIIIITTT !!! I'm so fucking dead!

"Their act in the hall was snapped and the photographs, with comical conversation blurbs, were circulated on the Internet recently.

An investigation conducted by the daily showed that the group were Form Six students of a prominent school in Kuantan.

The students – playing the roles of the judge, witnesses, prosecutor, accused and others – were making fun while enacting a court case.

When the court “case” reached an impasse, the accused suggested to the judge to chase assemblymen out of the hall. " (extracted from another english newspaper, it reported this news of ours on the next day)

It scared the SHIT out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, the fucking scariness enveloped me after our conversations. I was so fucking horrified! For fuck's sake, i've never felt so bad in me life! Whole me body was effortless. Me mind can't control me own body. i can't sleep for the rest of the night. i was scared of going to jail.(as you know, there are many faggots in the jail, who can't wait to crack your fucking ass wide...jeje...just kidding~~just simply worried of getting record and a ruined future )

Around 7am, i checked in TV. i watched the reported programme 《新闻报报看》 (for those who doesn't know about this programme, it's a programme reporting daily news in a relaxing way. it shows the covers of every chinese newspaper and has a little discussion on it)

FUCK!! i saw it! It was on night edition ChinaPress! All our pictures were splashed all over on the 1st page of that fucking newspaper! Fortunately, the hosts didn't have a discussion on it!!

This is the day-edition ChinaPress
(The pictures was smaller than those that are in night edition.)


Can you see it?! It's fucking huge!! And it makes the news becoming national issue!! Something like Osama news, like we are a big threat to the country! Beside our news is the report about the problems of the raising price of petrol(feeling a little proud meself to be able to have this report beside ours). FUCK ChinaPress!! don't you ever have some better things to write?

(A little side story,
the 1st time i saw this pictures was when we took it in the assembly hall.
The second time i saw it was on this FUCKING newspaper!! i have no ideas what the dialogue is talking about.
According to the report, it's about argument on the 5% goverment tax of KFC.
Christ, that was CREATIVE!! well done to who put this dialogue on! BRAVO!!)

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Here is the story of what happening that day,

i remember. In the June of last year (almost a year ago), there were students selected to participate in a trip to the state legislative assembly hall. i was selected by me teacher because i scored me General Knowlege (Pengajian Am) paper very well that month!

Of course there were students from other classes as well. In the morning of 27th June '07, we all left to our destination. The person from the the state legislative assembly hall had given a 2 hour talk about the the state legislative assembly hall itself. Around 11pm, we had our lunch in the other room. The meal was so fucking delicious!! and joking around with friends at the same time.

I was so having fun that moment! i even thought i've been getting luckier that time.

After the lunch. Some of the teachers were sitting there chatting. Some went back to the assembly hall itself chatting with some students. And the person incharge told us to take pictures as we like. He was also chatting with students in the assembly hall. OK, for sure we, a bunch of crazy under-pressure guys would grab this chance tightly!

We posed ourself and took nice pictures of it! We posed just like no other teenagers. Exaggerating poses with fucking ugly faces were uncontrolable. We were having so much laughters! And those made our day!!


After that, we had some group photo taking. Around 12.30pm, we went back to the school by bus again.

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See? it's pretty normal, right?! let's ask you guys a question.

If you are in the legislative assembly hall yourself together with a whole bunch of crazy close friends, would you do the same as we did? taking funny pictures. (please be reminded that it's not easy to go in there. It's the chance of the lifetime!!)

I bet many of you would have answered " YES!! why not??!! "

OK, to those who are worried, everything is okie now. The minister said that, they won't report this to the police(THANK GOD~!!). But they wanted an investigation running in the school among students and teachers. i think i'll receive the call from school in no time. But i've already get meself ready.

I've heard that all the Pengajian Am teachers were questioned by the Minister himself. (I' so so so so so sorry!!) Even the new Principal who just transferred in got questioned. (I'm sorry again) But my juniors said that my ex class teacher, Mr. Yong ( a super super funny teacher, one of my favourites) was giving a surprising response.

"My student ar.....HOW LIP HENG!!!...so creative!!!"........okie! thank you, teacher. though i just simply posed.

that's the news coming out the next day.

http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2008-06-11&sec=mas&art=0611mc64.txt

Okie!!

I want to apologise to those teachers who were getting into trouble with this news by all means! I'm really so sorry and so guilty about what happened. I'm really sorry!!


Thanks me friends as well for their concerns! I'm alright now. Please, if you can, please stop asking me anything about this fucking thing! i've been answering the same questions for few days. i'm getting a little bit fed up. thank you for your coorperation.

and

FUCK those who is trying to make a bad joke of it!! you can't fucking take me down by that!

Finally,

I want to thank SOMEONE who really helps me get through everything of this. SOMEONE accompanies me and consoles me, tries everything to cheer me up! and SOMEONE did it! After all, i'm not so sad anymore. Thank you so so much!! Love you...

-Lippy-

P.S. thank god there weren't much friends of mine reading ChinaPress and The Star. Maybe they didn't read newspaper much
P.S. if the news was reported in SinChew or Nanyang, i bet we guys are already in trouble by now
P.S. One more question, am i famous now?!! XD