心情复杂

反复无常的心情

伤心在于
不见了我很珍惜的手链
无法预测女朋友的健康
考试成绩史无前例的底
辩论上的瓶颈以及挫折

不安在于
看不见未来
没有了方向
不了解自己
不所控制的健康
心中空虚的感觉

失望在于
流言蜚语的伤害其实可以很大
真实的背后可能是另一个谎言
所谓的朋友在背后也未必友善

开心在于
我已经放开过去的成见 不再为之而困恼
找到一个我可以依靠 我关心 我担心 我想念 我挂念的女朋友
拥有一个可以谈心事 分享快乐的知己

感动在于
一个让我随时都保持冷静的环境
关心我 支持我 陪伴我的女朋友
一个逗我开心的好朋友
还有一大班朋友

谢谢你们！

言毕。

Finally i've decided!

Currently i'm studying in USM for the geophysics,today is the 2nd day since the university open again yesterday.

Now i'm in the computer room of the library. Just woke up from a small nap 10 minutes ago. Been checking my facebook, friendster and hotmail account for any updates. Now i have nothing to do but facing the computer and i'm feeling to write a short post here.

here the post starts,

I've decided what i want to do and who i want to be inside the university after many things happened. And i've make an very suffering decision about 1 event. My choice is to let the thing goes in its own way and i would have never stepped a foot in it. I warned and let her chooses on her own. And i will not give a FUCK!

Now i've find my goal and i want to work for it. And i want to be as humble (di diao) as i can. For all, i just want to do i want withouth crossing anybody's line. And i don't want to join anyone whose princicples that i can't even accept. Just be meself, be true to meself, be fair to meself, be happy for meself. And make each day count!!

That's what i thought.

- LIPPY -

News You Wish would Never Happen!

This happened on Tuesday morning.

On Tuesday midnight, i was smsing with someone. That night, there was a football match between Holland and Italy. Feeling sleepy, i felt asleep around 12pm. That was a happy night because i had a good conversation with the one i smsed with.

I was asleep with the light on...

When i woke up, it was just 5 am. Maybe i can't sleep well with the light on. Feeling bored, i got to me computer and checked the news for UEFA Euro 2008 of that night online. I was shocked with the defeat of Italy with a 0 -3! What the fuck is wrong with them?! They were the fucking World Cup Champion!

Suddenly, someone nudged me in MSN. It was Kevin Young. What the hell are you people? Don't you ever need to sleep? i planned to ignore him. But his message caught me.

"Hey. u know the news d?"
and i answered,
"what news? Is it Holland 3-0 Italy?"

the next response of his was a link.
http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2008-06-10&sec=malaysia&art=0610mb30.txt

i opened it. You got to be fucking kidding me!!! It was a news about 9 secondary school students turned the Pahang state legislative assembly hall into their playground. (a place where all the ministers or mayors of the state having meeting in, they discuss the regulations of the state in it)

i checked those pictures. There was me in some of these pictures!!

HOLY SHIIIITTT !!! I'm so fucking dead!

"Their act in the hall was snapped and the photographs, with comical conversation blurbs, were circulated on the Internet recently.

An investigation conducted by the daily showed that the group were Form Six students of a prominent school in Kuantan.

The students – playing the roles of the judge, witnesses, prosecutor, accused and others – were making fun while enacting a court case.

When the court “case” reached an impasse, the accused suggested to the judge to chase assemblymen out of the hall. " (extracted from another english newspaper, it reported this news of ours on the next day)

It scared the SHIT out of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, the fucking scariness enveloped me after our conversations. I was so fucking horrified! For fuck's sake, i've never felt so bad in me life! Whole me body was effortless. Me mind can't control me own body. i can't sleep for the rest of the night. i was scared of going to jail.(as you know, there are many faggots in the jail, who can't wait to crack your fucking ass wide...jeje...just kidding~~just simply worried of getting record and a ruined future )

Around 7am, i checked in TV. i watched the reported programme 《新闻报报看》 (for those who doesn't know about this programme, it's a programme reporting daily news in a relaxing way. it shows the covers of every chinese newspaper and has a little discussion on it)

FUCK!! i saw it! It was on night edition ChinaPress! All our pictures were splashed all over on the 1st page of that fucking newspaper! Fortunately, the hosts didn't have a discussion on it!!

This is the day-edition ChinaPress
(The pictures was smaller than those that are in night edition.)


Can you see it?! It's fucking huge!! And it makes the news becoming national issue!! Something like Osama news, like we are a big threat to the country! Beside our news is the report about the problems of the raising price of petrol(feeling a little proud meself to be able to have this report beside ours). FUCK ChinaPress!! don't you ever have some better things to write?

(A little side story,
the 1st time i saw this pictures was when we took it in the assembly hall.
The second time i saw it was on this FUCKING newspaper!! i have no ideas what the dialogue is talking about.
According to the report, it's about argument on the 5% goverment tax of KFC.
Christ, that was CREATIVE!! well done to who put this dialogue on! BRAVO!!)

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Here is the story of what happening that day,

i remember. In the June of last year (almost a year ago), there were students selected to participate in a trip to the state legislative assembly hall. i was selected by me teacher because i scored me General Knowlege (Pengajian Am) paper very well that month!

Of course there were students from other classes as well. In the morning of 27th June '07, we all left to our destination. The person from the the state legislative assembly hall had given a 2 hour talk about the the state legislative assembly hall itself. Around 11pm, we had our lunch in the other room. The meal was so fucking delicious!! and joking around with friends at the same time.

I was so having fun that moment! i even thought i've been getting luckier that time.

After the lunch. Some of the teachers were sitting there chatting. Some went back to the assembly hall itself chatting with some students. And the person incharge told us to take pictures as we like. He was also chatting with students in the assembly hall. OK, for sure we, a bunch of crazy under-pressure guys would grab this chance tightly!

We posed ourself and took nice pictures of it! We posed just like no other teenagers. Exaggerating poses with fucking ugly faces were uncontrolable. We were having so much laughters! And those made our day!!


After that, we had some group photo taking. Around 12.30pm, we went back to the school by bus again.

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See? it's pretty normal, right?! let's ask you guys a question.

If you are in the legislative assembly hall yourself together with a whole bunch of crazy close friends, would you do the same as we did? taking funny pictures. (please be reminded that it's not easy to go in there. It's the chance of the lifetime!!)

I bet many of you would have answered " YES!! why not??!! "

OK, to those who are worried, everything is okie now. The minister said that, they won't report this to the police(THANK GOD~!!). But they wanted an investigation running in the school among students and teachers. i think i'll receive the call from school in no time. But i've already get meself ready.

I've heard that all the Pengajian Am teachers were questioned by the Minister himself. (I' so so so so so sorry!!) Even the new Principal who just transferred in got questioned. (I'm sorry again) But my juniors said that my ex class teacher, Mr. Yong ( a super super funny teacher, one of my favourites) was giving a surprising response.

"My student ar.....HOW LIP HENG!!!...so creative!!!"........okie! thank you, teacher. though i just simply posed.

that's the news coming out the next day.

http://www.chinapress.com.my/content_new.asp?dt=2008-06-11&sec=mas&art=0611mc64.txt

Okie!!

I want to apologise to those teachers who were getting into trouble with this news by all means! I'm really so sorry and so guilty about what happened. I'm really sorry!!


Thanks me friends as well for their concerns! I'm alright now. Please, if you can, please stop asking me anything about this fucking thing! i've been answering the same questions for few days. i'm getting a little bit fed up. thank you for your coorperation.

and

FUCK those who is trying to make a bad joke of it!! you can't fucking take me down by that!

Finally,

I want to thank SOMEONE who really helps me get through everything of this. SOMEONE accompanies me and consoles me, tries everything to cheer me up! and SOMEONE did it! After all, i'm not so sad anymore. Thank you so so much!! Love you...

-Lippy-

P.S. thank god there weren't much friends of mine reading ChinaPress and The Star. Maybe they didn't read newspaper much
P.S. if the news was reported in SinChew or Nanyang, i bet we guys are already in trouble by now
P.S. One more question, am i famous now?!! XD

The sunlight of tomorrow

I always like to see the sunlight! once i see the sunlight, i feel kind of warm and relief that THE WORLD ARE NOT COMING TO THE END, at least for the new day! i am realy afraid that i won't be able to see the sunlight of tomorrow!

Ok, I think the world is going to be finished! In what kind of way?! I don't really know. May it be tsunami that change the world map, may it be huge flood that destroy part of the country, may it be some kind of drought that causes deaths in some countries, may it be the surfacing of some new unknown fatal diseases, may it be the extinction the animals are facing, may it be the end of the day for human because of the falling environment.......famine, wind storm, tsunami, hurricane, extrem temperature, earthquake, insect infectation, slides, volcanic eruption, wave/surge, wild fire.Every one of those can easily destroy human!


It's flooding and they can do nothing!

Will you really check the sunlight of tomorrow every morning? Do you think u have a chance to see it when a flood is coming and you are busy carrying stuffs? Do you really think you can see it when there is tsunami coming and the sky is mouldy?

These are some effects of the Katrina! what can you do if you are in the city?



There are so many natural disasters happening these days!! And it's getting more and more and more!! Do people really realise that these natural disasters are far more destructive than the what so ever economical depression blah blah blah?!

This is the trends of natural disasters

The problem the world is facing now is the issue of global warming! come on, people, it's GLOBAL WARMING!! GLOBAL WARMING!! OK, apparantly, there are people just didnt realise or they choose not to be getting realise this problem! Why?! FUCK them all!!

Can you use money to spell it off?

Especially those industry-based countries, like US, China. Basically it's every country!! I know the small developing countries and other countries are not in the top 10 list that are stating the 10 countries that produces the most harmful gases into the atmosphere. Come on, every country is producing CO2 into the air!! Don't just said that, "Oh, China and US are the cause of the global warming today! and not really us!" Fuck you, you motherfucker!

This is the screenshot of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow". The Hurricane is attacking LA! Do you think it's going to happen? Mayb it's not now, but i can guarantee it will in the future.

Yeah, US and China are the main cause of the global warming!! but others are also responsible for the problem! Thanks to some of the European countries that start to focusing on the control of the gases releasing from the factories. Come on, US! come on, China! Do you really want to wait till the moment of the natural disasters are destroying all the factories in your own country and really FREEZING your economy?

This is another screenshot of the movie "The Day After Tomorrow".
New ice age is striking US. Maybe US will only realise they are wrong right after the disasters, just like how it is in the movie. This movie is really trying to tell the world that the world is really facing trouble here!

Okie people, everyone should have really got the awareness that the world is dying, and we are dying too! So, we can maybe start doing some steps at our own home. Control the use of air-conditional, carpool, and so on! I don't really think US, China and some other countries would really care about the global warming! Including my country, Malaysia. I don't really see any actions taken my the goverment to solve the problem.


Never mind! If you still want to see sunlight of tomorrow, please think about the world~~ Whatever you do, please think about if it will be real damn good for the rest.

Guys, i still want to see the sunlight of tomorrow. Help me!

黄石的孩子

我今天早上看了一部电影，叫做‘黄石的孩子’。本人觉得这部电影真的很不错！电影到最后我的眼泪就不知不觉得从眼眶里流了出来，流了好久，心情一直不能平复下来！

故事是由真人真事而改编的。我始终还存有怀疑世界上是不是真的有这么伟大的人，结果我错了！

我为故事而感动，为伟人的年轻逝世而遗憾，为演员精湛的演技而赞赏，为日本人在南京大屠杀的冷血行为而感到愤怒，为华人在南京大屠杀的无助而难过，为乱世里还存有坚持和善良而感到温暖！

影片根据真人真事改编，讲述的是半个多世纪前，一名英国青年George A. Hogg乔治•何克在中国帮助一群孩子的故事。坦白说，这样一个故事乍听起来似乎并不是很吸引人，但如果当你了解到故事的背景与当年那惨绝人寰的南京大屠杀有关时，相信你多少会开始留意此片。

影片讲述上个世纪30年代末抗日战争时期的中国，来自英国的记者乔治·何克正值赶上日寇正在南京地区进行残忍的大屠杀，他为了告诉世界战争的真相，深入战 场进行报道。不幸被日军俘虏，后被新四军杰克·陈解救，在逃离治病之时，偶遇日寇屠杀过后幸存下来的60多名性格各异孤儿，语言不通的乔治肩负起关怀照顾 这些孩子的责任，战争更加逼近的时候，为了避免这些孩子再次受到残害，乔治和杰克等人义无反顾带领这60多名中国孤儿沿着中国的古丝绸之路跋涉千余公里， 历尽艰险，越过雪山来到沙漠的边缘逃避战火。

这部抗日题材的影片拍起来不同于一般的抗日题材的影片，而这部影片的英雄人物塑造也与一般的英雄人物不一样。

一般与战争有关的影片，枪林弹雨的战争场面一定是被重视，也是大家选择看的原因。在里头的英雄通常就是犹如我们的超人，犹如我们的Rambo。以关键性的抉择拯救了全部的人民，使国家不再面临灾害！但是这部电影给人确实另外一种感觉！

电影里的英雄不是我们所想象的那样，英勇无畏、热血沸腾、奋勇向前。。。他在南京亲眼目睹日本人残忍杀害无辜的中国百姓及焚尸的一幕的时候，他并不是勇敢坚强的，而是感到彷徨无助，震惊，恐惧与不知所措。过后他将被砍头的一幕，他更没有展示一个传统英雄的气概 - 视死如归。他也和我们一样，他也恐惧，他也怕死！他由不接受孩子们到接受他们，全心为他们，视他们为己出，到最后帮助孩子们脱离苦海。他逐渐明白什么是爱，也就是他慢慢地从一个年轻小子慢慢的变成一个可以背负重任的男人。这才是全片的最大看点！

何克教孩子们如何自力更生到千里迢迢的搬迁以躲避战火，这展现出他的人道主义和他怜悯的心！他的精神实质的我们去敬佩的！（别忘了,他是真实的故事！）影片的男主角 Jonathan Rhys Meyers长得非常俊俏，使到大家对George Hogg这位早逝英雄人物更加觉得另外惋惜！

最后最后最后，也是最最最最最最让人感动的是电影的尾端！也是最最最最最最最打动人心！大家会不会想要知道到底那时候经历了这种种的小孩们还活着吗？！

是的！！！！他们还活着！

（我看戏看到这里，我就更加感动了！眼泪好像水龙头松了般，完全无法阻止他们一颗一颗的从眼眶里掉出来！！实在太感动了！！试想想，如果当时没有George Hogg的帮助，那些小孩们可能在那时候已经是炮灰了！他们哪可能还存活到现在？如果没有Hogg的教导和关怀，他们已不可能自己自力更生地活到现在！！

他这种当自己是蜡烛，燃烧自己，照亮别人的德行是多么可敬！！！）

与片尾字幕同时出现的，是对片中几个孩子的原型的真实采访片段。白发苍苍的他们将前尘一一细数，共同追忆何克的生平。他们所说的故事更是能过让人热泪眼眶！！震撼人心！！

好的，以下是我上网找到的一页网站（是根据真实的采访！），非常值得一看：

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_extracts/article3510793.ece


****后记：是的，我个人非常之推荐这一套影片！！值得看了再看！！

（The story is extracted from Ocean Devil The Life and Legend of George Hogg by James MacManus）

I want this book! Anyone wants to prepare me my next year birthday present?or the christmas present of this year? I really want this book so much!!!!!

我在巴塞罗那的第七天 （上）

好了，我摆脱了STPM，订了机票，飞了过去巴塞罗那，的确，我在那儿过的十分开心！也做了很多疯狂的事！我很开心我能在十八岁的时候就体验了很多其他一般人都不曾体验的生活。我为我的经历和体验而感到骄傲！正所谓“人不疯狂枉少年！”，我个人非常之赞同这么一句话！我认为年轻人就要为自己争取自己想要的东西。当然也要在各个方面及因数的许可之下才能争取。我就觉得很庆幸，因为我没有很多因数和问题的约束下，可以争取我所想要的东西，就如这个。

说回来，上次我提到我们正走向地铁站。好了，在地铁站，我们很大一群人在吵闹，等着我们要的地铁到来。过了不超过两分钟，它来了。我们一群人就塞进同一个包厢里头，很热闹。有的人就痴呆的坐着，有些人就大声的唱起西班牙语的歌（小弟不是听得很太明白，就不明白），也有人在聊天。我站都站不稳了，靠在旁边抓着旁边的铁柱。Carlos和Laura在谈天。我一个人就在那边尝试站稳我的脚步（我已经醉到不行了！）。和不经意的，有一个女生就跑过来和我谈天。我也忘了他叫什么名字。但是她长得还蛮不错的。她问了我很多关于中文的东西。语言啊，习俗啊！（当然用英语交谈，她的英语还不赖！）我们聊得很开心！不骗你，我们站得越来越靠近，越来越亲切！(可能我喝了点酒，谈起话来也特别放得开，不会因为不认识而不交谈。）在这同时，我忽然听到Carlos和Laura再跟我说话。我转过头来听清楚。他们异口同声地说“go,go flirt with her!keep flirting!she's hot!”我真的当场愣住，WHAT！！我也不知道那时候是怎样，我就走回过去他们那儿!(两步而已。）我就问他们为什么？！！Carlos就回答说：“she's hot!a perfect girl for one night stand!she's seducing you!go,go for her!dun worry about us!”Laura也说：“yayaya,you have to try it!you are 18,you can't be a virgin!” 我真的被扎到！！这是一群什么样的兄弟姐妹啊！！真是他妈的西北够力！我听了听，就表现出一副不是很有兴趣的样子。那个女生也应该听得明他们两个所说的，也看得出来我不太有兴趣，就默默地走回他朋友的身边和他们聊天，看来那个女生真的是要一夜情！（我妹妹告诉我的）。

Alexey一直都和我们在一块。我们在地铁的时候就不怎样理他。。。

到了我们要停的站，大家纷纷的出地铁。我哥哥就拉着我，他说我们不需要先下，因为我们可以在多几个站再下，下去刚刚麦加放车的地方。我本来要叫住Alexey，麦加讲不用，说要玩玩他。哈哈！结果他就跟着大伙儿下车了。当们正要关上的时候，他就才发现我们我们没有下地铁！门关上的时候，我就听见他骂了几句粗话！门关上了，就看见他的口一直不停的大声喊着！但是听不到声音，应该也是一连串的粗话，然后几锤几锤的打在门的玻璃上面，然后比了一个中指！地铁又开始开动了。。。结果他追上了几步。。好笨哦，还要追上来。。。

我们在过几站之后，就下去了。我们就往我们放车的地方走去。一路上都还是有说话的。走着走着，迎面而来走来了另一个很帅的男生。这个男生是属于文静气质派的帅。为什么我要将他解释的那么清楚呢？并不是我开始喜欢男生了，我绝对对我的性向非常有自信。我不否认我还蛮喜欢看唱得好看的男生（女生会看美女，所以我不觉得看俊男就代表你是同性恋）。我也不否认我有时候我会和男生们玩一些有的没的的游戏，而行这些游戏都在同性恋的边缘，看了我们玩这一种游戏的人都可能认为我们是同性恋。但是我很坦白地说，我们因好玩而玩的，我个人绝对是‘直’的！讲回这个男生，他迎面走来，出乎我意料之外的是，他和麦加抱了起来！（通常在西班牙，男生与男生的打招呼方式是握个手）然后他们互相亲脸颊，是亲到靠近嘴巴的那一种，太离谱了！（通常在西班牙，女生与女生的打招呼方式，还有男生和女生打招呼的方式 都是亲脸颊，但是都是轻轻的那一种）更夸张的来了，他们很亲密的嘴对嘴的热吻了一番！！（我不懂是不是法式那一种啦，看不太清楚。在街上，有点暗，况且我也不好意思一直盯着他们看啊！）Carlos，Laura和我都很自动的站在一边然后自个儿围起来聊天。他们也看得出来我的疑惑。哈哈，原来那个很帅的男生叫做Miquel（米克），是麦加的‘亲密好友’（因为不懂要放男朋友还是女朋友）。我们谈了很久，当中我会不由自主的向他们两个的方向望一望。他们亲的好豪放哦！！我知道我这样子看是有点不礼貌，但是我控制不到自己！这是我人生第一次看两个男生这么近的在我面前亲起来，狂野的那一种！普通的男生亲亲我有看过（我也有试过，没什么大不了），但是亲的这样激烈的，通常只有在以同性恋为主体的电影或是连续剧里才看得到，比如说，Brokeback Mountain 或 Queer As Folk。请大家原谅我！好了，我们过后就坐上麦加的车去我们的下一站。

Jokes of Election of Malaysia (they r just JOkeS)

These are the jokes i found from my friends. It's quite funny~

JOKE 1
While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
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His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
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"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
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"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
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"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
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"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat.
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"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.
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And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
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Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
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Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
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Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
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The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him.
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"Now it' s time to visit heaven."
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So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
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"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
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The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."
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So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
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He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
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The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
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"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
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The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."
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VOTE WISELY IN THE COMING ELECTION

JOKE 2

１、Pak Lah, Najib And Sami Vellu 同坐直升機巡視。
Sami Vellu 說：'如果我丟一千塊下去，撿到那一個人一定很高興。'
Najib 說：'如果我丟兩張五百元下去，那就有兩個人很高興了。'
Pak Lah 說：'如果我丟十張一百元下去，就有十個人很高興了。'
這個時候 ........
駕駛員喃喃自語地說：'何不把自己都丟下去，讓兩千一百萬人都高興呢？'
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2、Sami Vellu 希望提高自己的聲望，想要發行一款有自己肖像的郵票.....
發行過了一個多月之後，Sami Vellu 想要問看看視察看看銷路如何.....
Sami Vellu ： '銷售情形怎麼樣？'
郵政總局局長：'還算不錯，只不過常常有人抱怨黏不牢！Sami Vellu ： '怎麼會呢？' Sami Vellu 隨手拿了一張郵票，塗了一點口水在郵票背面，便試貼在信封上 ....
Sami Vellu ：' 這樣不是黏得很緊嗎？'
郵政總局局長： '可是......大家....都把口水吐在正面啊 ......'
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3、深夜，Najib 去買宵夜，結果在路上遇到搶匪 …
搶匪拿著槍指著 Najib 說：' 把身上的錢交出來！'
Najib 勃然大怒說：'你這什麼態度？我可是堂堂Vice Prime Minister 耶！'
搶匪：'喔，那……把我的錢還來。 '
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4、某天，Prime Minister 、Parliment members...等大官一起參加一個會議，結果發生連環車禍，送至醫院急救，記者們聞風趕至醫院....
稍久，醫生出來了，記者忙著問'醫生！醫生！Prime Minister 有救嗎？'
醫生沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ..Prime Minister 沒救了...'
記者又問：'醫生！醫生！Minister 有救嗎？'
醫生又沮喪的搖搖頭說：'唉 ...也沒救了...'
記者就問：'那 ...到底誰有救？'
醫生精神一振說： 'Malaysia 有救了！'
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5、有一天Sami Vellu 往某家精神病院視察，所有的病人都站在走廊上高聲歡呼，
Sami Vellu 萬歲！Sami Vellu 萬歲！
只有一名病人面無表情，對Sami Vellu 不理不睬。
Sami Vellu 看到了，問院長說：'那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？'
院長：'因為他今天精神非常正常。'
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6、一輛競選車載著Sami Vellu 競選團隊開到鄉村去造勢，不幸在山間小路上翻車。
正在農田作活的老農民看見這情景，就趕到出事地點，可是車上的人都死光了。
于是他挖了一個土坑，把幾個政客都埋了。
過了幾天，負責事故勘察的警察找到那個老農民，問他那幾個政客到哪里去了，老農民說己經埋了。
警察趕緊追問：'他們都死了嗎？ '
老農回答說：'嗯…，我看到Sami Vellu 在我埋他的時候大叫說他還沒死。'
警察說：'那你怎麼也把他埋了？'
老農說：'你知道的嘛? 這個Sami Vellu 從不說實話。

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These are purely jokes i found, don't get angry by them. Just laugh them off.
These jokes are taken from the blog of my friend, Franson. Thank you for these!

疯狂的第六天（下）

踢完球回来了，休息了一会儿，就要开始‘装置自己’。因为晚上和我哥哥的朋友出去玩，要真正的体验一下传统的西班牙生活了。真正认识我的人都懂小弟不太喜欢打扮自己，小弟不爱梳头发，也不爱穿长裤，是一个蛮邋遢的人。没办法，出去见面的都不是自己的朋友，而是我哥哥的朋友。还好Laura也有跟去。这样我还放心。但是我还担心的是当她出去寻找猎物的时候，我又会被冷落了。Jess 因为伤风感冒的事而不能去，而且我和她还没有这么熟啦！

晚上的时候我哥哥的朋友来找他，是一个超级美女！wow！！那个女生实在太美了！我觉得她长得像魔戒里头的艾文公主！真的好美哦！之后她就载我们去了一间百货公司去找麦加！他将会和我们一起去clubbing。（我还没告诉大家的是他是同性恋的，外国的同性恋男生都好帅哦！不骗你！可能帅的男生比较容易和帅的男生互相吸引吧！当然我还是有看到一些不是很帅的啦！）我们等他放工！同时间也认识了一个朋友，叫alexey。是一个蛮高的男生！不过我的哥哥和妹妹看起来都不是很喜欢他！过后等麦加放工了，我们有坐车去巴塞罗那的市中心！麦加的车，一路上还是有说有笑的。我们有讲了麦加的中国妹妹，麦加车上的有趣玩具，我哥哥吻过的女生的照片等等。。。还蛮有趣的！

我们先将车放好然后我们去了当地的一家华人餐馆，原来我们要先为我哥哥的同学庆祝生日,她是一个女生，叫Sarah。满漂亮的，我觉得她的眼睛很美。（这里的大学生通常都会在华人餐馆聚会，因为还蛮便宜的，有比普通的西餐厅来的便宜，大学生也比较付得起。我们走进那间餐厅，哇！好多人！都是年轻人啦!来庆祝生日的朋友大约有三十位吧，好热闹！我们点了菜，叫了酒。开始谈话。原来当地的年轻人如果要去clubbing，之前都会先喝了点酒，把自己弄high，到时候才玩的开心！其实说实在的，那天的情形野蛮尴尬的。因为那是一间华人餐馆，客人都是白种人，我一个黄种人和一大班白种人坐在一起，真的还蛮搞笑的。

之后麦加的另外一个朋友来到我的那个桌子，蛮胖的，叫做Javilan。我听了他的名字不禁地笑了一下，我哥哥就问我干什么，我就说了，这个名字还蛮搞笑的。因为那个lan的读音还蛮像我们华人的粗语。就是那个广东话的男生的鸟！那个‘鸟’在西班牙语中叫做polla，最后我们就叫他Javipolla（西班牙语的读法和英语的不太一样，Javipolla在英语是读为Habipoya)想想下，就想到了HarryPotter，还蛮象的！再想想，就想到了Jilipolla（读为hi li po ya）！Jilipolla在西班牙语是一个很粗的字，犹如Motherfucking！结果是那个朋友很惨从此就被叫做Javipolla！（就是Javi‘鸟’）我在这里慎重的向他说声对不起！！因为我一时的魔鬼想法弄到你往后的人生都充满了阴影！真的很对不起！

吃完了（也没吃多少，因为是不是那么的好吃，我叫的姜葱鸡，我可以肯定那不是鸡肉，据他们当地人的说法，当地的华人餐馆喜欢将猫肉来充当鸡肉！！很恶心，结果后来我都要我哥哥不要再带我去华人餐馆。）大家就开始喝酒。现场气氛越来越好！我哥哥的朋友还问我一些简单的华语字，好像谢谢。结果当晚我哥哥的一些朋友就不断的向餐馆的员工说谢谢！要离开的时候，有留下很多酒！结果我哥哥就灌了我蛮多的酒！我大概喝了整整半瓶的酒！（好像是桂花酒，很难喝！）好high！每个人就都喝了不少！

在餐馆外面，我认识更多的朋友！有一个人拿了一瓶Martini！我哥哥三七二十一就拿过来给我喝！还不错！那时的我真的好high！我懂我醉的时候的性格会像是一个六，七岁的小孩子。我还记得我们在去地铁的路上不停的追呀，跑啊，唱啊！（当然烟也少不了，不骗大家，我当然也有吸了一些。。）全部人肩靠着肩一起走到地铁站附近。我哥哥和麦加就先去附近的银行里提钱，还有几位啦。我在里头发日梦的时候，突然又一阵声音吵醒了我，我看过去。我真的不敢相信我看得，我哥哥竟然和麦加在银行里的地上玩起来！两个人竟然在地上互相搔痒！！两个人一直在地上‘缠绵’和‘打滚’。好好笑哦！玩了大概有5分钟吧。。。真的好疯狂哦！两个大男人竟然在玩这样的东西！（我在马来西亚根本没看过这样的东西，的确让我有点大开眼界。可能马来西亚的地上都很肮脏吧！不错，外国的确比马来西亚来得干净得多！是很很很很多！！）这时已经是晚上十二点了。。。对于西班牙人来说，还早得很呢！我会在下篇文章中再继续！